people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny[emphasis mine]
(via disgustinghuman)
or when they say they don’t like fruit:
i had a friend of mine say “well if i ate fruits or vegetables that would sound amazing” after one of my food spams. i asked him how he has survived as long as he had without them…. people are dumb. i bet his poops suck.
(Source: awkwardlifestories, via mrunstoppableswonderemporium)
