deliciouskaek:

unlubricated-anal-sex:

people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex

if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny

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afia-is-here:


or when they say they don’t like fruit:

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i had a friend of mine say “well if i ate fruits or vegetables that would sound amazing” after one of my food spams. i asked him how he has survived as long as he had without them…. people are dumb. i bet his poops suck.

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twurk:

fUCK

all of my wants…
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justanotherawkwardnerdboy:

mattsonf:

Warrior Kimbra

Okay I love this track

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uuuuuuuuunfff…
"Emma you’re a sav because I know you know wtf this is. Good taste is what we’ve got in common."

Sean MotherFuckin Black

cuz he’s awesome <3

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rsharky:

iggysbuttiscute:

yokaiy:

Maximun the hormone - what’s up people ( #DEATHNOTE OP.2 FULLVERSION) 


never gets old

Ugh yes.

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doctorevazan:

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musicproblems:

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all of my angers&#8230;
me and alia &lt;3